I know me too. Bless the AlphaCon tbh. It’s so dumb tho because it’s clear that they’re making an effort to keep them apart. God forbid they share the same air and we think they’re married.
I mean it’s not like it’s true right that’s why they have to hide it
because it’s nothing
so they’re kept apart because of nothing
so that makes sense
Nothing at all.
I mean yeah they’re in love but we won’t say anything about it. We’ll pretend we don’t notice the looks and the domestic feels and the private smiles and the unnecessary touching or idk the mirroring.
I’m not seeing anything
Dylan doesn’t like penises
aND besides they are absolutely repulsed by sterek
It’s stupid right? It isn’t like they’re all over each other, ALL THE TIME
Cause THEY’RE NOT
They’re REALLY UNCONFORTABLE in each others personal spaces
Did I mention touching?
Or how they can’t make the other laugh, like, they’re not even funny
See, they’re not
Did I mentioned BUTT SLAPS? Because isn’t something that occurs
But it totally does [ actually my tumblr url =]
Let’s talk about different things, like couple-y things? Hand holding
Hand holding? DOES NOT HAPPEN
Or how they got what the other is thinking just looking
Like old married couple
It’s all in our heads
But just saying: